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WWF goes CoM
« on: January 21, 2010, 10:58:13 PM »
You say to Virtus in common, in a powerful, booming voice of giantish inspiration, 'Hm. These humans brew...'

20:26
You say to Virtus in common, in a powerful, booming voice of giantish inspiration, 'Well, 'tis not our brew. Or even
groth brew!'

20:27

20:33

Virtus says in common, in a deep bass rumble, 'I have tried some groth brew, not too shabby. Though the swill the
goblins drink is even beyond my tastes.'

20:36
You say to Virtus in common, laughing boistrously, 'Nay, no brew can be -that- bad!'

20:39
You send an OOC message to Virtus saying 'Unc style. I'LL DRINK ANYTHING THAT GETS ME DRUNK'

20:42

Virtus says to you in common, in a deep bass rumble, 'Give it a try sometime, I swear they brew it from thier own
urine.'

20:43
The building shakes with your booming laughter.

20:45

Virtus sends you an OOC message saying 'wtf you know the bartender sells vodka right?'

20:46
You say in common, in a powerful, booming voice of giantish inspiration, 'Perhaps they might use my urine to be more
efficient. I'll give them a good supply next I pass through there.'

20:49

You are sober.
You are hungry.

20:50

Virtus says in common, in a deep bass rumble, 'I tried a drink one time, nearly spit the swill out. Nearly mind
you.'

20:51
You say to Virtus in common, nodding understandment, ''Twas terrible, but not horrible, then.'

20:55
You grin broadly.

20:56

                            Cities of MDhoria
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City/Clan|Rank     |Name
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                    a stocky, tan human lad with a scruffy brown beard and flowing hair
                    an athletic female siriyu with a swarthy complexion
None      Citizen   Aritus Avikas
None      Citizen   a male canidae with dirty onyx fur and ruby red eyes
                    a male felis with long white hair
                    an average male of dagahasi descent with light brown hair
None      Citizen   Virtus Proeliator
                    a male lythren with blood red hair and pitch black eyes
                    a human male with short brown hair and brilliant sage eyes
Newbie    Helper    Yevian
                    a massive male canidae with sable fur and fiery red eyes
                    a tall female siriyu with well-kept, long hair and purple eyes
                    an ebony-scaled dagahasi female with mirror-like silver eyes
                    a female felis with amber eyes and calico fur
  Supremacy Sarma, Great Mother of Love
  Deity     Sannhet, the Wanderer, Capricious Goddess of Nature
  Deity     Iskvarren the Decadent, Lingering Shadow of Corruption
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21:0

Virtus says in common, in a deep bass rumble, 'I think I got more in my beard than I did in my mouth. I actualy
gagged a bit.'

21:0

Virtus says in common, in a deep bass rumble, 'I actually considered a bath for a moment. '

21:4
You say to Virtus in common, in a powerful, booming voice of giantish inspiration, 'Ah. That reminds me of Stevus
Austinus, the Stone-Cold. He oft would stand on two tree trunks and pour barrels of ale onto his face and beard.'

21:6
You say in common, thoughtfully, 'I don't know if he actually drank any of it.'

21:8

Virtus says in common, in a deep bass rumble, 'I remember the chap, wore a black vest did he not?'

21:10

Virtus says in common, in a deep bass rumble, 'Adorned with yeti skulls I believe '

21:12
You nod.

21:13

Virtus sends you an OOC message saying 'lol'

21:15
You say in common, in a powerful, booming voice of giantish inspiration, 'With the number of gnomes he accidentally
crushed stepping on them. 316 I believe.'

21:15

Virtus says in common, in a deep bass rumble, 'I doubt it was an accident knowing Stevus.'

21:20
You say to Virtus in common, in a powerful, booming voice of giantish inspiration, 'Very short temper. Never said
much, just liked to pour ale on himself and leave the battlefield without a word.'

21:23
You say in common, in a powerful, booming voice of giantish inspiration, 'Perhaps he got too drunk and forgot where
he was or what he was to be doing.'

21:26

Virtus says in common, in a deep bass rumble, 'I heard he near killed Randalar Machimus, the Savage. OH YEAH!'

21:26
You say in common, in a powerful, booming voice of giantish inspiration, 'OH YEAH BROTHER! I remember that.'

Virtus says in common, in a deep bass rumble, 'He got hit with a fierce elbow when Randalar jumped from the treetop.
But he availed and Stunned Randalar in the end.'

21:34

Virtus says in common, in a deep bass rumble, 'He was out....stone cold.'
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WWF goes CoM
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2010, 07:34:43 AM »
Thanks for posting this, I found it pretty funny.
"In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity."

"Cain blackjacked Able."