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Kedi

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Kedi writes something down on a green leather journal with crisp ivory pages.

On the page you now see:

SO I BEEN FIGHTIN AN KILLIN STUFF AN PEOPLE FOR A LONG TIME AN JEYNE WAS ALL
KINDSA HAPPY SINCE I MADE ALL KINDSA ARMORS AN TROFIES AN STUFF AN HE GOT
EVEN MORE STUFF TO GO AN HANG UP ON HIS HALL WALLS AN HE KNEW I BEEN DOIN IT
SO ONE DAY HED SEE ALL THE STUFF I DONE KILLED AN THEN HED BE LIKE OH KEDI IS
PROLLY GONNA BE A GOO FIGHT SO HED COME DOWN AN FIGHT ME BUT HE AINT COME
DOWN AN FIGHT ME INSTEAD HE SENT OL IGREM TO GO AN FIGHT ME NOW ME AN IGREM
BEEN FIGHTIN ALL KINDA STUFF TGETHER FOR AWILE AN WE WAS FRIENDS AN ALL BUT
IGREM SAYS WE GOTTA FIGHT AN THAT MEANS THAT WE GOTTA FIGHT SINCE JEYNE SAID
IT CUZ IGREM WAS JEYNES HAND HERE SO WE GO OUT AFTR HAVIN SOME DRINKS AN WE
TOE UP NOW I FIGURE ITS GOOD PRACTICE FOR FIGHTIN JEYNE SINCE HES THE
BIGGEREST TAURLOK EVER SO WE GO AN I END UP GIVIN IGREM ALL KINDA LUMPS AN
CUTS SINCE I GOT THE BIGGEST AXES AN I AINT TRYIN TA GO AN HEADBUTT STUFF AN
GETTIN MY HORNS TANGLED UP AN STUFF SINCE I AINT GOT NO HORNS SO I END UP
STANDIN AN IGREMS DOWN AN WE GO AN PATCH UP ALL KINDA CUTS AN STOP BLEEDIN AN
GO HAVE SOME DRINKS AN STUFF SINCE THATS WHAT JEYNED WANT US TO GO AN DO AN
IGREM PRETTY MUCH GOES AN SAYS IT WAS SOME KNDA TEST AN NOW IM READY TO GO AN
BE JEYNES OTHER HAND  SO THEN WERE BOTH JEYNES HANDS NOW AN USUALLY WERE HERE
DOIN BIG FIGHTIN SO JEYNE WILL BE ALL KINDA IMPRESSED BUT IGREM IS DOIN IT SO
JEYNE IS GONNA BE HAPPY AN STUFF AN HELL TAKE IGREM TO GO FIGHT STUFF BIGGER
THAN DRAGONS AN RIDE DRAGONS TO FIGHT STUFF BIGGER THAN DRAGONS BUT IM DOIN
IT SO JEYNE WILL BE LIKE OH KEDI IS PROLLY GONNA BE A GOOD FIGHT THEN WELL
FIGHT AN ILL PROLLY WIN AN THEN HELL GIVE ME MY OWN DRAGON AN WELL GO FIGHT
STUFF BIGGER THAN DRAGONS WHILE ON OUR DRAGONS|
A tall, broad-shouldered human warrior says in common 'There is more to the battle then just strength, my friend.'
A tall, broad-shouldered human warrior continues to stare at a fluffy white squirrel.

Mr. Vengeance

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Re: This is what you get when you ask me to write stuff for you
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2013, 08:53:17 PM »
This was way better than the last 10 movies I've seen, easy.
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